| Bite Me | 
 enlarge | Director: Brett Piper
Actor: Misty Mundae; Julian Wells
Studio: Shock-O-Rama Cinema
Category: DVD
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Avg. Customer Rating:  19 reviews
Sales Rank: 63083
Format: Closed-captioned, Collector's Edition, Color, Dvd-video, Ntsc
Language: English (Original Language)
Rating: R (Restricted)
Number Of Items: 1
Running Time: 140
Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.4 x 0.6
UPC: 612385524998
EAN: 0612385524998
ASIN: B0001XASG2
Theatrical Release Date: October 26, 2004
Release Date: November 15, 2005
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Condition: New, Shrink wrapped, next day shipping
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Description
A crate of bio-engineered marijuana winds up at a strip-joint after a drug deal gone bad, bringing with it a renegade DEA agent and a swarm of monstrous critters. Just what owner Ralph and sultry dancers Crystal, Trix and Amber need as they struggle to save their club from shutting down. An exterminator is called in to thwart the infestion, but quicker than you can say "roach motel," these oversized insectoids prove they are made of tougher stuff. The club is under attack by a stealthy, skittering invasion of bad-ass, bloodthirsty bugs, and there's nowhere to run, no place to hide, and not a lap-dance in sight. And when the DEA heavy falls victim to a hungry horde, you can be sure he'll be back…but he might not be quite human anymore.
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 another good film by Brett Piper April 13, 2008
Bite Me! had a lot of funny things in it, tick like spiders in a strip club. Good acting, nudity, violence, and story. A must see for Misty Mundae fans.
 Silly and fun February 6, 2008
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
This is not a horror movie in the true sense, but more of a comedy that parodies the "mutant critter" movies of the 1950s. In fact, someone in the movie actually says something to the effect of "What do you think this is, a 50s B horror movie?" There is little gore and the special effects are pretty primitive. This somehow adds to the film's enchantment, however- whenever the mutant spiders appear, you can actually see little faces on them, which is hilarious.
The plot is somewhat unique- some sleazeball guy runs a strip joint where 3 strippers (one of whom is Misty Mundae) perform. On the side, he sells drugs, and ends up with a really bad batch of weed that harbors a nest of mutant spiders. The spiders break into the strip joint, terrorizing the dancers, patrons, and a DEA agent who is bitten and turns into a giant spider creature. One of the funniest scenes occurs when the female rival of the club owner is bitten and becomes a lesbian. She spends the rest of the film stuck to one of the dancers, who can't stop- er- getting it on. Misty is the best of the cast, as usual, playing sort of the "straight" role in response to the craziness around her. In the end, she saves the day, along with Rob Monkiewicz, who portrays a really dumb exterminator.
If you like nudity, lesbian action, Misty Mundae, or funny-looking mutant bugs (or any of the above), give this one a try.
 Please enter a title for your review April 3, 2007
This is a movie that knows it's a movie and doesn't aspire in any way to be realistic or take itself seriously. The only reason b movies ever fail at anything is because they attempt those things. The only way this movie will disappoint or fail to entertain you is if you want realism.
IF YOU LIKE FUNNY STUPIED MOVIES THEN YOU WILL LOVE THIS April 25, 2006
2 out of 2 found this review helpful
UNLIKE SOME OF THE REVIEWS ON HERE I DON'T NEED THE NUDITY. THIS FILM HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST DUMBEST FILMS I HAVE SEEN. ME AND MY WIFE LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH IT. AND WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY OF THAT WEED THEY HAD IN THE MOVIE!
Not too bad....but not great March 23, 2006
This movie, is first a movie whose priorities is to burn time,
with too much stripping and not enough creatures. Then there is
parts with real stupid violence that should have not been in the film, and then we have our little spider creatures action that should have had priority in this film by the way of a better script.I gave 3 starts for the following: Production Value,
creature effects...and of course the nudity.
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