| Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing / Vampire's Seduction | 
 enlarge | Director: Max Von Diesel
Actor: Darian Caine; Andrea Davis
Studio: E.I. Independent
Category: DVD
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Avg. Customer Rating:  6 reviews
Sales Rank: 38875
Format: Closed-captioned, Collector's Edition, Color, Director's Cut, Dvd-video, Ntsc
Language: English (Original Language)
Rating: X (Mature Audiences Only)
Number Of Items: 1
Running Time: 140
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.2
Dimensions (in): 7.1 x 5.4 x 0.6
UPC: 612385104091
EAN: 0612385104091
ASIN: B0002IQD4W
Theatrical Release Date: 2004
Release Date: November 22, 2005
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Description
Wilhelmina Van Helsing - great, great grand-daughter of the legendary vampire hunter - seeks to destroy the evil yet sensual Countess Dracula, who is looking to secure an eternal female love-slave.
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 bad September 7, 2008
Horrible film, and Seduction Cinema has some good soft-core films out there. This is not one of them. The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing is a non-stop lesbian film, full of sex.
 The culmination of the Vampire Seduction Trilogy; a sure winner May 5, 2007
1 out of 1 found this review helpful
The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing;is the Culmination of the Seduction Cinema series of Van Helsing's attempts to Kill Dracoola; the daughter of Dracula; which started in the great flick ; Vampire Seduction; and again in Vampire Vixens; In Vampire Seduction, Tina Krause played Dracoola and told Wally Van Helsing to bring her Lesbians,, alot of Lesbians,, Wally never did;all he brought Dracoola was a Garlic sandwich to her demise; then in the sequel: Vampire Vixens; , Wally Van Helsing gives Dracoola played again by Tina Krause, a steak sandwich which again ends her reign of terror seeking Lesbian lovers for her harem of lovers,.. and Finally in The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing, Wilhelmina Van Helsing the Great Great Granddaughter of the legendary Van Helsing ,, brings 4 lesbian lovers to the lair of Dracoola,, played by the voluptous sexy Vixen, Darian Caine ,,, and in the end gives Dracoola a pepperoni pizza laden with heavy garlic ,, but it only stuns her, because we see her again talking to Wilhelmina's Great uncle Van Helsing, than teases her saying that her curse will be having to be horny throughout eternity,, for being duped by another Van Helsing.
This 3rd part, of the Van Helsing trilogy, which some says is just a rewrite of Vampire Seduction; is better named the 3rd part in the Sequel because Finally a Van Helsing family decendant managed to bring the Lesbians to Countess Dracoola...
This movie is not only erotic and full of sexy beautiful Lesbians that bear all ,,, without inhibition, It also has Misty Mundae in it, and AJ Khan,, it is filled with adult humor,, and I give this movie a 5 Star rating for humor and great Lesbian love scenes,, I highly recommend this movie to any and all fans of Darian Caine , Misty Mundae,, and Seduction cinema erotic movies,, Darian Caine is so Damn Hot in this Movie, Her negligee which is black which she wears in the final sequence is so hot,, very revealing,, Darian Caine can bite my neck or any other part of my body any time she wants, Yea Baby,, Vampire Love,, so,, sweet,,, A+++ Movie all the Way,, I Agree with one of the other reviewers, the world would not be complete without ;"THE SEXY ADVENTURES OF VAN HELSING." and neither would the Van Helsing story either...
good servic bad movie July 27, 2006
2 out of 15 found this review helpful
good servic bad movie.This wasthe worst VAmp.movie i have ever seen.There was know plot or very little of one .The ending was the chessest i have ever seen .The pun is intended .
The company was great to deal with .The product came quikey.
 the movie didn't live up to the name October 15, 2005
10 out of 20 found this review helpful
I got it expecting better sex senes than the women hugging and killing.
Don't get me wrong, the whole movie is based on the idea that this desendant of a vampire slayer is a lesbian. that was interesting. The other women in the movie were Ok; I mean they are average pretty women that you'd see at the grocery store, but they are lezbians.
This has the makings of a good movie, but the women never do anything with each other besides kiss, and rub their breasts, legs, and stmacs.
The movie laft me feeling like I got ripped off, but maybe you'll think better about the movie than I did.
I <3 boobs October 7, 2005
9 out of 16 found this review helpful
When I think of Van Helsing, I think of BOOBS!!!!! Vampire Boobs!!!! This cinematic triumph comes from the same director as Gladiator Eroticus, and Playmate of the Apes, so when I rented it from my local video store, I knew I was in for something special! There were girls, and they were fighting fighting NAKED! I highly recommend that you watch this film.
THE FACE OF CINEMA WOULD NOT BE THE SAME, WITHOUT THE SEXY ADVENTURES OF VAN HELSING!!!!!
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